Thoughts on Events the Week of April 12

Posted in Uncategorized by EloiSVM42 on April 21, 2021

Afghanistan: President Biden has announced he is pulling out all of the 2,500 U.S. troops still remaining atop this pile of rocks by September 11, the anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, which got us into this mess in the first place. Well, that and having a high functioning moron for president at the time.

This foreign relations initiative is our longest overdue, except for détente with Iran (1979) and Cuba, which dates back to 1959.

President Obama should have pulled out of Afghanistan the same night he announced that we had killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan on May 2, 2011, or at the very latest at the beginning of his second term in 2012. His failure to do so was one of his three big mistakes. He got rolled by our generals, many of whom are about as primitive thinking as the Taliban they oppose.

Hawks are screaming that as soon as we leave, the Taliban will take over and we will have to go back there again. Make no mistake: the Taliban will take over as soon as we leave, but we are never going back there again. Ever.

Among the myriad reasons we will not return to the pile of rocks that is Afghanistan when the Taliban returns is that much of the population there seems to be down with the Taliban’s strain of ultra-crazy Islam. It is an exceedingly primitive, backward place. Besides, with us gone they will return to fighting among themselves, and we now know where they live.

All I can say is, well done, President Biden, and channeling Margaret Thatcher, don’t go wobbly on me, Joe.

Uniquely Anglo-Saxon Political Traditions: Some Republicans are floating the idea that we should no longer put emphasis on the quantity of votes, but the quality of voters. By this Republicans mean they want to return to 1776 (retro enough for you?) when only white male landowners could vote, women could not, and all blacks were slaves and had no rights at all. Sounds like an odious brand of dog whistle racism and voter suppression to me.

Two of the worst of the worst congresspersons – Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) and Paul Gosar (AZ), my own personal representative, announced that they are beginning a new caucus – the America First Caucus – specifically for the truest biggest bigots and xenophobes in the House to support this position, to which two more of the very worst – Louie Gohmert (TX) the undisputed stupidest sombitch in the House, and Mat Gaetz (FL) currently being investigated for sex trafficking minors, immediately announced that they would be happy to join.

Blowback was so swift and so fierce at this atavistic, unconstitutional position I am happy to report that even these four crazies and avowed sycophants of what’s his name, the former disgraced president, are walking it back.

Worst state: The cup returns to South Carolina this week, because Biden’s decision on Afghanistan evoked the expected response from Lindsay Graham, who as a disciple of John McCain, has never seen a war he doesn’t like and wants them to go on forever. What a douche! And what a sorry state that sent him to Congress.

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